Sweet Peach

Still, since it’s called Sweet Peach and not Dead Yeast, the founders of Cambrian Genomics Austen Heinz and Gilad Gome took it upon themselves to explain how sporting a peachy vagina will help women “better connect to themselves”. - Startup bros trying to bio-hack vaginas is the problem with Silicon Valley

You see, in today’s digital world, it is apparently a tad old-fashioned to think about vaginas as just tubular sex organs that form part of the female reproductive tract instead of as input/output devices whose functions can be reprogrammed. In Heinz’s words: “We print life. Life is very simple, it’s just code.”

But life is not very simple, and it’s not “just code”.

no really?

what about body deodorants and bathroom air fresheners? see Omikron's comment

see also funny addition at the end of the article mentioned in this comment.