good lines from old movies

from The Small Back Room (местами дурацкий, c производственной тематикой и героизмом по-советски, и основательно затянут, британский, 1949, не kitchen sink, но реализма достаточно: визит министра, совещание, жизнь в офисе... happy end, однако):

Sammy: I thought we agreed never to work late on Wednesdays.
Sue: But, darling, it's Tuesday.
Sammy: Tuesday?
Sue: Tuesday, the 23rd of March. I ought to know. I've typed it all day.
Sammy: Taylor said it was Wednesday.
(Some man passing by)
Sue: What day is it?
Man: Day? Monday.
Sue: But yesterday was Monday.
Man: Why ask then?

from Charade (в основном дурацкий, недоделанный Бонд):

- at least the guy knows how to behave at the funeral. (next the guy shown clipping his fingernails with a very sorrowful face).