тело

Сегодня утром на самом краю городского монреальского пляжа было обнаружено тело молодой женщины.
— Оставьте меня в покое! — заявило оно прибывшим на место происшествия полицейским.


К тридцати годам у женщины складывается такой идеал мужчины, под который подходит любой мудак.


Коктейль "Дом Облонских".
Все смешать.

опять двойка

даже "встает зазря во мгле холодной" есть на Google. правда всего в одном экземпляре.

а голодрамы вообще немеряно...

Russian Adoptees Get Respite on the Range

ишь как их проняло... реклама в дело пошла на первой полосе nyt, ага.

над всей испанией

испанская поговорка у Селина: "A great deal of Vaseline, and even more patience, the elephant ass-ream the ant." - в плане оптимизма соответствует русской "терпение и труд все перетрут". для школьной программы, однако, испанский вариант вряд ли подойдет.

Trifles for a massacre (Bagatelles pour un massacre) by Louis-Ferdinand Céline.

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О степенях взволнованности

у Ахматовой перчатку с левой руки надевают на правую руку. У Самуила Маршака те же перчатки уже надевают вместо валенок. - В. Ерофеев, записные книжки.

All We Read Is Freaks

There is a sad spentness even to the young ones, as if the future has been hollowed out by how many impulses they’ve already gratified... They’ve been destimulated.

My students are shocked to be expected to read or produce more than a sound bite. Hundreds of them have claimed to be unable to generate three pages on any subject, yet you could not convince them that there are deficiencies in their world of surfaces. They rely on pictographs, like cavemen, and the conversations I overhear in the hallway are ceremonies of largely nonverbal calls and responses: “S’Weekend?” “Uhhn.” “Guh?” “Hrrn.” “Tch.”
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I receive papers extolling our “cute-throat, doggie-dog world” or how protective one must be of one’s “self of steam.” My moonlighting high-school students embrace the challenges presented by “duel-enrollment.” I have had students write papers decrying “unusual new ideas”; a student even called my ban on clichés persecutory, insisting that they were his main mode of communication, without which he would be able to say nothing. - All We Read Is Freaks

An Education

"There is a minor plot device about one of the characters being Jewish. This seems out of place and adds nothing to the story." © Steven I. Ramm

As the film stands, we have a Jewish adult male as a seducer of a nice gentile/Aryan, a Jew who is not just a thief but a block-busting realtor helping dark-skinned people move into the neighborhood. Emma Thompson's Headmistress's speech on Jews as Christ-killers is misdirectiion: the real fears insufficiently addressed are "The Lustful Jew" and "The International Jewish/Black Conspiracy." As others have said, the feminist message is undercut by having Headmistress antiJewish; its an additional problem when it confuses the anti-Semitism. © Richard E here

British Film Gives ‘An Education’ in Anti-Semitism © Irina Bragin is an L.A. tutor and writer who teaches English and public speaking at Touro College Los Angeles.

birthers redux

...a substantial number of Americans are not convinced. In a recent New York Times/CBS News poll, 58 percent said Mr. Obama was born in the United States. That leaves a significant minority who said they thought he was born in another country (20 percent) or said they did not know (23 percent). - nyt

20% - they call it fringe?

"Do you believe President Obama was born in the United States?" - poll in NY Daily News, more than 50% say No!

see also Miss Me Yet? Dissidents in the world's most oppressive countries aren't feeling the love from President Obama.

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Bishop blames "the Jews"

Last week, retired Bishop Giacomo Babini of the Italian town of Grosseto told the Catholic Pontifex website that the Catholic pedophile scandal is being orchestrated by the “eternal enemies of Catholicism, namely the freemasons and the Jews, whose mutual entanglements are not always easy to see through. … I think that it is primarily a Zionist attack, in view of its power and refinement. They do not want the church, they are its natural enemies. Deep down, historically speaking, the Jews are God-killers.”

You might think that the 81 year-old Babini had already said more than enough for one day, but once some people "pop," they just can’t stop. “The Holocaust was a disgrace for all of humanity,” the good bishop told the world, “but now we have to look at it without rhetoric and with open eyes. Don’t believe that Hitler was merely crazy. The truth is that the Nazis’ criminal fury was provoked by the Jews’ economic embezzlement, by which they choked the German economy.” He concluded that the Jews’ “guilt is graver than what Christ predicted would happen to them, saying ‘do not cry for me, but for your own children.’” - open salon

Виктор Шендерович закрыл свой блог

"федеральные службы осуществляют вторжение, в массовом порядке, в личную жизнь" - lenta.ru

Женщина хочет

Женщина хочет, чтобы её хотели, когда она хочет…

все так хотят.

Эхо Шендеровича

«Эхо» - это иезуитский прект «гебни» - для компрометации либерализма. © kirovtanin

Превед Швондеровичу

http://kanal911.com/index.php

Это из Бирюлево Катя?

Злобно гнетут

sperm cooperation

By forming cooperative groups, sperm can increase their swimming velocity and thereby gain an advantage in intermale sperm competition
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We find that sperm aggregate more often with conspecific than heterospecific sperm, suggesting that individual sperm can discriminate on the basis of genetic relatedness.
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These results suggest that sperm from promiscuous deer mice discriminate among relatives and thereby cooperate with the most closely related sperm, an adaptation likely to have been driven by sperm competition.

- Competition drives cooperation among closely related sperm of deer mice

via larvatus prodeo

Changeling и т.д.

Changeling - феноменальная дурь. даже если убрать весь бред про серийного убийцу. пора заканчивать с современным голливудом, а то мозги и так давно ослабли.

Неотправленное письмо - первая половина очень интересная, но вторую следовало бы сократить до 10 минут, тогда фильм был бы замечательный. Урбанский, Смоктуновский, Самойлова, Ливанов. плюс единственный в советском кино wet T-shirt contest.

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Катынь

Достало © szhaman

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On this day in history

New Yorker Calendar:
1962: Walter Cronkite begins anchoring CBS Evening News

Other choices:
1524 Giovanni Verrazano, a florentine navigator, discovers New York Bay
1861 Virginia become 8th state to secede
1905 U.S. Supreme Court judges maximum work day unconstitutional
1939 Stalin signs British-France-Russian anti-nazi pact
1969 Sirhan Sirhan is convicted of assassinating Senator Robert F Kennedy
1975 Khmer Rouge captures Phnom Penh, Cambodia (Kampuchea National Day)
1982 Canada adopts its constitution
1983 In Warsaw, police route 1,000 Solidarity supporters
1983 India entered space age launching SLV-3 rocket
1986 IBM produces 1st megabit-chip

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