plumber of Leigh

On the breasts of a barmaid from Sale,
Were tattooed the prices of Ale.
    And on her behind,
    For the sake of the blind,
The same information in Braille.


There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a maid by the sea.
    Said the maid, “Cease your plumbing,
    I hear someone coming.”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “It's me.”

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