Cunt for Red October

Captain of nuclear sub armed with doomsday weapons made sex tape with underling at sea @nypost

deepfake

posting whatever the hell i want while the beans and toast people get locked up for mean tweets pic.twitter.com/4C1fpstmEz

— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) August 11, 2024

Windows 3.1 rules

A Windows version from 1992 is saving Southwest’s butt right now 🤡

via Минутка воздушного ретроградства

F*king savage

way too general practitioner

Aliens don't exist

Aliens don't exist but they want us to believe in them to distract us from real stuff. @stillgray 

who they? aliens? 😂

don’t talk to me

авиа шутки

вся подборка New Yorker cartoons посвящена авиации and its discontents . есть парочка умеренно забавных, но этот с odds - лучший

Boo Boo Baby

I’m involved in a dangerous game,
Every other day I change my name,
The face is different but the body’s the same,
Boo, boo, baby, I’m a spy!

You have heard of Mata Hari,
We did business cash and carry,
Poppa caught us and we had to marry,
Boo, boo, baby, I’m a spy!

Now, as a lad, I’m not so bad,
In fact, I’m a darn good lover,
But look my sweet, let’s be discreet,
And do this under cover.

I’m so cocky I could swagger,
The things I know would make you stagger,
I’m ten percent cloak and ninety percent dagger,
Boo, boo, baby, I’m a spy!

“There was actually a song about this that was often played in Istanbul called ‘Boo Boo Baby I’m a spy,'” Rubin said. “When the head of the American intelligence would walk into the ballroom of the Park Hotel, the band would strike up this song.” --Boo Boo Baby

auto-brewery syndrome

Belgian man whose body makes its own alcohol cleared of drunk-driving Bruges court heard how defendant had condition called auto-brewery syndrome sometimes brought on by intestinal problems

везет же людям

regime changes on a budget

Whistleblower fixed

Boeing Proudly Announces It Has Fixed Malfunctioning Whistleblower

babylonbee, конечно

выбери язык

Barbeque

A Mug Club Motion Picture Presents...

Haiti's most notorious gang leader plots its future amid rebellion: Jimmy Chérizier, who is known as "Barbecue," spoke with ABC News.

String theory etc

“String theory approaches experimental verification.”

“New Breakthrough in Quantum Gravity upends everything.”

“Black holes discovered for the first time inside quantum computer.”

“AI to deliver theory of everything within 18 months say experts.”

“Human Teleportation inches… https://t.co/K4XYHIUwrH

— Eric Weinstein (@EricRWeinstein) February 26, 2024

Just one more collider, bro. I promise, bro, just one more collider and we’ll find all the particles, bro. Just a bigger collider, bro. Please just one more. One more collider and we’ll figure out dark matter. Bro, c’mon, just €22 billion and we’ll solve physics, I promise, bro

это там в комментариях почти сразу

Клинтон в кустах

для бодрости духа

. Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

. Biden: 'Black History Is Just As Important As Normal People History'

спасибо Babylon Bee, а то в сети кругом дурь сплошная. да и не только в сети.

про Боинг

nothing to worry about: Boeing CEO Assures Nervous Fliers That All 737 Aircraft Are Built To The Highest Diversity Standards

у них там на babylonbee сегодня field day on Boeing

ну и не только: New Film Adaptation Of '1984' To Feature Big Brother As The Good Guy и вот еще Nikki Haley Settles Down On The Couch With Some Popcorn To Watch Biden Bomb Yemen - по-моему очень смешно

plagiarism by a president

The Bee is the latest victim of plagiarism by a president.

немного он тут на Ельцина похож

Сохнущая краска

"Сохнущая краска" — это британский полнометражный фильм 2016 года. Он длится 10 часов и 7 минут, всё это время на экране показывается стена с сохнущей краской. Этот фильм был создан для того, чтобы заставить британских цензоров посмотреть его целиком и после этого присвоить картине возрастное ограничение. --aziopik

see also Paint Drying

оскара ему. и стене - за лучшую роль.