professor of Mozartology

I am shocked, shocked to find that the U. of Michigan's Professor of Rock 'n' Roll made passes at coeds

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Isn't this the plot device in about 97 comic operas: two girls find out that that the man pledging undying love to each is the same older guy?

Instead of Mr. Confort being a Professor of Rock 'n' Roll, he should be a professor of Mozartology.

@Steve_Sailer

Professor of Rock 'n' Roll no shit