глупости

. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
. Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
. You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

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